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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 13)
The flood damage was so bad they had to
evaporate
the city.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Evacuate
Holier than
thy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Thou
I’ve got a tooth that’s driving me to extraction.
Charlie McCarthy
ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Arrivaducci, von boyage.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Arrivederci
Bon voyage
He’s on 90… 10 away from that
mythical
figure.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Malaprops
Sports
Cricket
Magical
You sit there like you’re in a
comma.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Coma
Transflusions
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Transfusions
The
crust
of the problem
Anonymous
Malaprops
Crux
I ain’t got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is
suspective
of everything.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Suspicious
Did Lincoln apologize to
Alexander Graham
Booth?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
John Wilkes Booth
Let sleeping
ducks
lie.
Anonymous
Animals
Dogs
Malaprops
Farkerhouse
rolls.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Parkerhouse rolls
In a pig’s
dye.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Eye
We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in
secrets
and in health.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Sickness
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Grow fonder
They
downloaded
the strength of the hurricane.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Downgraded
Taking over the
reigns
of leadership.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Reins
The whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and
Glocca Morra.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Places
Gomorrah
Sin
Ain’t ya never heard
silence is gold?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Quiet
Silence is golden
Lobster
Greenberg
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Newburg
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