Subject: Malaprops (Page 13)

… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I wear my heart on a sleaze.

(1971 – ) American actress

He received a decease and desist order.

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Your being Sir Anthony's son, would itself be a sufficient accommodation.

[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She has initiated and is very remorseful.

Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That's a hog of a different color.

The doctor felt the man's purse and thought it was awfully low.

He was a very immortal person.

George Meaney, head of the UFO-CIA.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The words “don't" and “isn’t” are contraptions.

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He who laughs last, laughs west.

(1971 – ) American actress

Here’s a last bequest: I don’t want that guy sayin’ my last urology.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It's got lots of installation.

Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have Monte Cristo’s Revenge!

(1971 – ) American actress