Subject: Malaprops (Page 13)

The flood damage was so bad they had to evaporate the city.

Holier than thy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’ve got a tooth that’s driving me to extraction.

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)

Arrivaducci, von boyage.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s on 90… 10 away from that mythical figure.

British sports commentator

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Transflusions

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The crust of the problem

I ain’t got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Let sleeping ducks lie.

Farkerhouse rolls.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

In a pig’s dye.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Absence makes the heart go wander.

They downloaded the strength of the hurricane.

Taking over the reigns of leadership.

The whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glocca Morra.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ain’t ya never heard silence is gold?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Lobster Greenberg

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)