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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 13)
… my eyes was lookin' at
hard pore cornography.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pornography
You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don
Trickles.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Rickles
I wear my heart on a
sleaze.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Sleeve
He received a
decease
and desist order.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Cease and desist
From the prairies, to the oceans,
wide
with foam.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
America
Malaprops
Places
White with foam
Your being Sir Anthony's son, would itself be a sufficient
accommodation.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Recommendation
[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the
eulogy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Urology
She has
initiated
and is very
remorseful.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Initiative
Resourceful
Up the creek in a
boat with a hole.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Leaky boat
I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Emotions
Happiness
Malaprops
Mind
Frame of mind
That's a
hog
of a different color.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Horse
The doctor felt the man's
purse
and thought it was awfully low.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Pulse
He was a very
immortal
person.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Immorality
George Meaney, head of the
UFO-CIA.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
AFL-CIO
Unions
The words “don't" and “isn’t” are
contraptions.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Contraction
This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets
circumscribed.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Circumsized
All girls go cockeyed during
pooberescency.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Puberty
He who laughs last, laughs
west.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Best
Here’s a last bequest: I don’t want that guy sayin’ my last
urology.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Eulogy
It's got lots of installation.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Malaprops
Describing a new coat
Insulation
Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have
Monte Cristo’s
Revenge!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Montezuma’s
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