Subject: Malaprops (Page 2)

Their relationship was purely plutonic.

The whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glocca Morra.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Revenge is a dish best served with cold cuts.

I’ve got a tooth that’s driving me to extraction.

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It's got lots of installation.

You know what’s got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

Please excuse Betty from school Tuesday, she had a cold and could not breed well.

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Not all that shivers is cold.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

He’s still scravengin’ down here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My husband was chosen as a wheelbarrow for his friend's funeral.

You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Keep your eye to the grindstone.

One of those digitalis clocks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

… prostate with grief

I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole maggot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)