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Subject:
Malaprops
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Legitimate
reality
company
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Realty
He’s suffering from a lack of
self of steam.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Self-esteem
New mother… they get a sense of waddya call,
the maternals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Maternal instincts
Isn't that an expensive
pendulum
round that woman's neck?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pendant
What is all this talk about the Supreme Court decision on a
deaf
penalty?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Death penalty
I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and
depreciation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Appreciation
She has a
photogenic
memory.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Memory
Photographic
Did Lincoln apologize to
Alexander Graham
Booth?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
John Wilkes Booth
Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have
Monte Cristo’s
Revenge!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Montezuma’s
The rules are written by the
bureaucraps.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bureaucrats
It doesn't take rocket
appliances.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Malaprops
Rocket science
The two of you was
intricate
together.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Intimate
The
Frankincense
Monster
Anonymous
Malaprops
Frankenstein
It ain’t the heat; it’s the
humility.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Heat
Malaprops
Science/Weather
Yogi-isms
Humidity
I hope he doesn't make a
testicle
out of himself.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Spectacle
This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray
hamburgers
on his head.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Homburg hat
I don’t go around signin’ no political
documentaries.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Documents
House of ill
refute.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ill repute
It’s all
moth-eared.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dog-eared
…
birth patrol pills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Birth control pills
To make the drawers work better, rub them with
paraphernalia.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Paraffin
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