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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 24)
Remember
Pearl Island.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Pearl Harbor
“Go west,” like Horace
Greenberg
said.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Horace Greeley
Making mistakes on our usually flawless show is
disarming.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Alarming
Up at the
crank
of dawn.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Time
Crack
I’ve got a tooth that’s driving me to extraction.
Charlie McCarthy
ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
You sit there like you’re in a
comma.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Coma
Arrivaducci, von boyage.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Arrivederci
Bon voyage
… baby lying in the
bassinoot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Basinet
Around here, it's always feast or
phantom.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Famine
Farkerhouse
rolls.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Parkerhouse rolls
… behold, this very day, I have
interceded
another letter from the fellow.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intercepted
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
If that's something you
expire
to do.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Aspire
Funerereal
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Funerals
He’s a bad
influenza
on me.
Anonymous
Malaprops
He’s a bad influenza on me.
Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’
ammonia.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pneumonia
Feed a cold, starve for
pizza.
Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Fever
You’re so
nayve!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Naive
You ain’t got no
qualifidations.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Qualifications
Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a
mental sterosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Potatum
O’Neal
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Tatum
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