Subject: Malaprops (Page 24)

These cigars are the nectarines of the gods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics Malaprops

That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

To make the drawers work better, rub them with paraphernalia.

Malaprops

Candlestine romance

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink pick-up sticks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Rome wasn’t born in a day.

professional baseball player
Malaprops Places

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Family Malaprops

If you could get it working I'd be internally grateful.

Malaprops

To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the binocular.

Communication Language Malaprops

He’s suffering from a lack of self of steam.

Characteristics Malaprops

Having one wife is called monotony.

Malaprops Marriage

You’re a hairess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Brudder, you got a preposition and that thing will give you a conclusion of the brain.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The sexual act was never constipated.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

He’s not only turning grey, he has a receiving hairline!

Malaprops

That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That is the squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes