Subject: Malaprops (Page 24)

Remember Pearl Island.

“Go west,” like Horace Greenberg said.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Making mistakes on our usually flawless show is disarming.

Up at the crank of dawn.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

I’ve got a tooth that’s driving me to extraction.

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Arrivaducci, von boyage.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… baby lying in the bassinoot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Around here, it's always feast or phantom.

Farkerhouse rolls.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress

If that's something you expire to do.

Funerereal

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s a bad influenza on me.

Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’ ammonia.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.

(1971 – ) American actress

You’re so nayve!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You ain’t got no qualifidations.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Potatum O’Neal

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)