Subject: Malaprops (Page 25)

Sit right down there, seniorora.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Busted tribia

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Look at you, you're white as a goat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Good punctuation means not to be late.

Make no delusions about the past!

Absolutely free, or greatis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Committing insex in the family.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My hunka flywood is ripped off!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Taking over the reigns of leadership.

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Three Muskatelles.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’ve never seen a man so low and depaved.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Buy one of them battery transvester radios.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The chickens have come home to roast.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Edith, I’m mortifried!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)