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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 25)
You don’t hear me gettin’
historical.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hysterical
It's a
mute
point.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Moot
Pedal stool.
Anonymous
Malaprops
From The IT Crowd
Pedestal
Photostatic
memory
Anonymous
Malaprops
Photographic
I thought she had
persisted
from corresponding with him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Desisted
Have no
delusions
about the past.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Allusions
Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Pall bearers
You're just trying to make me admit something I didn't do. I know all about reverse
biology,
buddy. I'm not an idiot.
Malaprop
Intelligence
Malaprops
Reverse psychology
Who am I,
Paul K. Getty?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
John P. Getty
First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Syncronized
That one kind of
grapes
on my nerves.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Grates on my nerves
Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s
Lubrication
Movement.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Liberation
I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that
reduced
me.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Seduced
Everything is just
peaches and beans.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Good
Peaches and cream
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
Dreams do come
through.
Anonymous
Malaprops
True
Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a
mental sterosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
He’s the Judas
S. Cariot
of the loadin’ platform.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Judas Iscariot
Buy one of them battery
transvester
radios.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Transistor
Ain’t ya never heard
silence is gold?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Quiet
Silence is golden
He was a very
immortal
person.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Immorality
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