Subject: Malaprops (Page 34)

You’re the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Count of Monte Crisco

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Buenos nachos.

(1971 – ) American actress

Spanish Imposition.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The prostitution rests.

(1971 – ) American actress

We'd like a room with a southern explosion.

International Spade The Cat Week

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What do I look like, an inferior decorator?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Bonafried

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s not only turning grey, he has a receiving hairline!

Those people all corregated over there.

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

He had to use a fire distinguisher.

The police surrounded the building and threw an accordion around the block.

Salivation Army

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The two of you was intricate together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They live in a two-storage house.

As Bob is my witless