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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 34)
You’re the lowly
pheasant
with the job of keeping her here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Peasant
The Count of Monte
Crisco
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The Count of Monte Crisco
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
Spanish
Imposition.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Inquisition
The
prostitution
rests.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prosecution
We'd like a room with a southern
explosion.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exposure
International
Spade
The Cat Week
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Spay
It ain’t
German
to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Faith
Germaine
What do I look like, an
inferior
decorator?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Interior
Bonafried
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bonafide
The whole conjugation was asleep.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Congregation
He’s not only turning grey, he has a
receiving
hairline!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Receding hairline
Those people all
corregated
over there.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Congregated
Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a
mental sterosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
She's as headstrong as an
allegory
on the banks of Nile.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Alligator
He had to use a fire
distinguisher.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Extinguisher
The police surrounded the building and threw an
accordion
around the block.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
A cordon
Salivation
Army
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Salvation Army
The two of you was
intricate
together.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Intimate
They live in a two-
storage
house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Story
As
Bob is my witless
Anonymous
Malaprops
As God is my witness
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