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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 34)
If he don’t go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other
epilets…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Epithets
This
anecdote
you give, how ya supposed to take it?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Antidote
From the prairies, to the oceans,
wide
with foam.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
America
Malaprops
Places
White with foam
Our Air Corps reunion was held to
rememmorate
the great things we done.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Commemorate
I'm on the horns of an
enema.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dilemma
I got a
unanimous
letter
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Anonymous
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
They'll have to
retaliate
the vote.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Count
Re-tabulate
Re-tally
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Sitting
Emperor
Negro,
who fiddled while Rome burned…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Nero
Keep a stiff upper
chin.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Attitude
Lip
What are you
incinerating?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Insinuating
She looked gorgeous in her new dress – absolutely
explicit.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exquisite
My doctor tells me I got a
communications
disease.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Communicable
The whole conjugation was asleep.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Congregation
What are we all here, the
Norman Cravernacle
Choir?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mormon Tabernacle Choir
… ifso fatso
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
By the very fact
Ipso facto
Commenstrual
with my experience.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Commensurate
Go to the
gyropractor
and get fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Chiropractor
II want to go home and
smuggle
with my wife.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Snuggle
They
downloaded
the strength of the hurricane.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Downgraded
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