Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 21)

He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.

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Full of piss and vinegar

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You need to dance with them what brung you.

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Never laugh at a man, until you have walked a mile in his shoes; then you are a mile away, and you have his shoes.

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Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.

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Planted corn before the fence was built

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She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

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Though a scant 100 minutes long, After Earth feels longer and slower than your average PBS pledge drive.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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Toad choker/frog strangler

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You're diggin’ your own grave.

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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… but it never really took off.

(1964 – ) English comedian
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I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.

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As tall as a Georgia pine

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I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.

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One good thing about hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to.

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More than plenty

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Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!

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It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.

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The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, what am I doing?!

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