Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 23)

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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Never hit a baby… even if they start it.

Canadian-American comedian & writer
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A fine howdy-do

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A face like a robber’s dog!

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Some people think that drinking and driving is wrong… and I call these people the cops; sometimes you don’t have a choice, though… those kids gotta get to school.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
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Higher the hair, closer to God.

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Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.

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Sweating like a whore in church.

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Chugged full.

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Use your head for something besides a hat rack.

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The overhead projector has done more to destroy learning than any other thing I can think of.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
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That possum's on the stump.

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I’d like to see a movie where a guy is going to die when the sand runs out of an hourglass, but then at the last minute an ant stops the sand from running out. Then the rest of the movie is about the ant.

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Avon In The Amazon

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Whenever I start thinking that I am not living up to my potential, I remind myself of the old farmer and his fight to the death with the insane pig. It’s an exciting story, and it takes my mind off all this “potential” business.

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Consider the daffodil; and while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.

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He's as happy as if he had good sense.

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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

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Tell a story

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I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

American writer
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If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

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