Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 23)

One good thing about hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to.

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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

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In my opinion anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy.

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That kid could break an anvil.

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All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It’s hard to find a great dress for this inauguration.

(1946 – ) American cretin & 45th U.S. president
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I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.

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He’s three sheets in the wind.

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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

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This is gooder'n grits.

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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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I’ve always been bad at spelling – not sure whether it’s nature or nurture.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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My father used to beat me with his belt… while it was still on him.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
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Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!

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Rest your features

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I don’t chew my cabbage twice!

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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party

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A face like a cobbler’s thumb

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To think hard of

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Church was a reminder there was something worse than school.

(1946 – ) American comedian
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I’m gonna tan your hide.

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