Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 56)

Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty

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You need to get you some bidness!

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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.

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You can’t make a souffle rise twice.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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Instead of a bicycle built for two, what about no kinds of bicycles at all for anybody, anymore?… there, are you happy now?

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I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.

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The Old Home Fill ’Er Up And Keep On Truckin’ Cafe

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Mites don’t fly this time of the year.

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Not blessed with beauty…

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He looked like Death sucking a sponge.

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Couldn't run a bath!

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There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

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Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
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If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.

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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

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Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

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I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.

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To beat the band

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