Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 56)

Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church

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Dr. Phil is hiding something; otherwise, why wouldn’t he use his last name?

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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I quit my job at the helium gas factory – I didn’t like being spoken to in that voice.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
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He fell ass over teakettle.

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Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!

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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

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I don’t pay him no nevermind.

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He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.

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Give down the country.

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Happiness walks on busy feet.

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You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.

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Oral Sadism And The Vegetarian Personality

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Doesn’t know shit from Shinola

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He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

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I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.

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Uglier than a mud fence

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Faster than a scalded dog

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Never laugh at a man, until you have walked a mile in his shoes; then you are a mile away, and you have his shoes.

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I’d like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.

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Busier than a moth in a mitten!

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Rarely has the phrase "going through the motions" felt more fitting.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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