Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 59)

Living With Crazy Buttocks

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Lower than a snake’s belly

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Ernest Borgnine Memorial Birthday Party

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I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is wearing out is something I call “image fuzz-out,” but I’ve never even seen a radarscope, so I wouldn’t totally go by what I’ve just said here.

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You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.

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It’s hotter than a fritter!

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I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.

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People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.

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Four Gotes,  Cambridgeshire, England

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She could make a preacher cuss!

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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.

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Her apron’s ridin’ high.

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Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat

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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
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In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
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I have the brain of a German Shepard and the body of 16-year-old boy… they're both in my car and I want you to see them.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho
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Taxidermal Therapy

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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

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When You’re Hot, You’re Hot

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You know what makes good hair for a snowman? … real hair; don’t ask me why, but it works.

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I’d rather have a broke back in hell.

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