Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 65)

You are about as grateful as a toothache.

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He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

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He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.

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He's dumber than a mud fence.

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It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.

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I suwanne.

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Witch Doctor

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If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

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To beat the band

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Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty

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He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

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Scripted down

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… took a long dip in the ugly pond

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Killer Pancake

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Meaner than a snake

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Go off half-cocked

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All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

English football player
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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

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Good Heavenly Days!

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He’s livin' in high cotton.

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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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