Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 65)

There’s a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine… and that is the world of books.

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He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.

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It's as cold as all git out!

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Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.

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It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

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You’d call an alligator a lizard.

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Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

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Fan the door

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Do it up brown

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He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.

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If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’

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All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It’s hard to find a great dress for this inauguration.

(1946 – ) American cretin & 45th U.S. president
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The overhead projector has done more to destroy learning than any other thing I can think of.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
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One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.

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Longer than a visit from my mother in law.

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So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.

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Man was predestined to have free will.

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When old dogs bark, it's time to watch out.

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I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.

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I've sallyjacked the potato salad.

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