Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 68)

One bad thing about Lassie, she was always warning you about something; let me be surprised for a change.

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I’ve wondered where this [fear of clowns] started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

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He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

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Shut the light.

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His head is full of stump water.

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The bell cow

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As long as Pat stayed in the army

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I guess I’ll never forget her. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities.

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You'd have to be William Tell to hit a straw bale round here.

British motorcycle road racer
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He don’t know daylight from dark.

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Witch Doctor

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Ain't that the berries!

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The face of a child can say it all… especially the mouth part of the face.

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Railroad time

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There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.

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He’d make a cat laugh.

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He’s got a tough row to hoe

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From Debutante to Doublewide

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The water was higher than a cat’s back.

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It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

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Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

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