Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 7)

Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

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If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.

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He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.

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You can’t just let nature run wild.

(1919 – 2010) U.S. Governor (Arkansas) & Secretary of the Interior
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They say no one knows if we all see red the same way… except traffic cops.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian, television writer/producer & radio host
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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.

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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver, and since he is so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

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Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.

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He could sell firewood in hell.

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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.

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I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.

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To have treed the coon

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Like a rooster in an empty henhouse

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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.

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Spread the table.

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Higher the hair, closer to God.

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The Alcohall Of Fame

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Don't let the bear get'cha.

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