Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 6)

Jump the broomstick

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Bank walker

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I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic
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He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.

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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president; then somehow I get myself elected president.

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I ain’t tellin’ ya how the cow ate the cabbage.

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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

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Our grandpas swapped horses.

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Country as a churn

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Rest your features

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I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

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I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

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Instead of a bicycle built for two, what about no kinds of bicycles at all for anybody, anymore?… there, are you happy now?

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When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Ya-hoo! We’re rich! But it turned out to be something different.

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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.

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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!

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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.

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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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Man was predestined to have free will.

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