Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 7)

It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.

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He is purse proud.

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Oh shine!

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I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

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Like an old hen with one chick

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How many people have never raised their hand before?

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

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Tricky, isn’t it, if you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

(1964 – ) English comedian
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Full as a tick

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I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.

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You’re trying to push a rope.

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I bet Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.

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It's gonna be a gully washer.

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Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

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He’s dumber than owl shit.

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Countrier than cornbread.

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Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.

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We in the short rows.

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The bigger the box, the bigger the things that won't fit in it.

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The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.

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Lying like a snake in the grass.

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