Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 4)

Well, shoot me for a billygoat.

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To “love on you”

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I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.

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Warning to all outer-space guys: you can capture me and put me in your “space zoo” if you like, but I will sit way in the back of my cage, where it’s hard to see me; and when I do come out, I won’t be wearing any pants.

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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

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Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.

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Energizer Bunny arrested… charged with battery.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.

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Bigger’n Dallas

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Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.

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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president; then somehow I get myself elected president.

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Whenever anybody says he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle to become a parrot or something.

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The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.

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I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.

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You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.

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Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

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He’s like a bad penny.

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It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.

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Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

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Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

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Show your linen

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