Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 3)

Leanin' on the shovel

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She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.

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Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

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Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? … I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.

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He could go bear hunting with a switch.

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You Done The Wrong Woman Wrong

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A blue million

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If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in, and there at the wheel is Captain Termite.

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If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

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It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.

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No News, Or What Killed The Dog

Miscellaneous Song Titles

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients… but we can’t scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director
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I tried water polo and my horse drowned.

(1964 – ) English comedian, writer, actor & musician
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Done done

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You're diggin’ your own grave.

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There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

When I think of some of the things that have been done in the name of science, I have to cringe… no, wait, not science, vandalism; and not cringe, laugh.

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How long is a piece of string?

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Shit fire and save matches

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Pretty is as pretty does.

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