Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 71)

Happy as a hog in slop.

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Righter en rain?

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A near man with a dollar

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Georgia buggy

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I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don’t let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he’ll thank you.

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Talk to the table.

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If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay.

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Here’s a picture of me with R.E.M.; that’s me in the corner.

(1964 – ) English comedian
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He's tighter than a fiddle string

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Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.

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Man was predestined to have free will.

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Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket

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Rest your coat.

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Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands… all the rest of you… if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

(1940 – 1980) English rock musician, singer & songwriter
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Creaking doors hang the longest.

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I don’t know whether to help you or euthanize you.

(1980 – ) Canadian actor, director, writer & musician
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That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

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Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.

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Don't get your cows runnin.

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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with a wooden stake.

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