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Subject:
Miscellaneous
(Page 73)
One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you’ll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies; I can’t make that decision for you.
Miscellaneous
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His head is full of stump water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s go no sense
Other expressions
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
Miscellaneous
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a bug arguing with a chicken
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A pointless exercise
Other expressions
Useless
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
Miscellaneous
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
Liberty: Consists in giving everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Liberty
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