Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 73)

One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you’ll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies; I can’t make that decision for you.

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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

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Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat

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You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.

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His head is full of stump water.

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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money

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Messed up as a soup sandwich

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Like a bug arguing with a chicken

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Like a turkey in young corn

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A close chewer and a tight spitter.

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Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

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Well I’ll be John Brown.

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Sober as a judge

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A face like a welder’s bench

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If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.

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Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.

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I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

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He’s in a foggery.

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I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.

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Liberty: Consists in giving everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business.

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