Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 73)

Pot licker

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Probably the saddest thing you’ll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy… forget it, little friend.

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She don’t have the sense God gave a gopher.

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I’d shake his hand, but I think that’s what’s holding up his pants.

(1961 – ) American comedian, actor & talk show host
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I don’t pay him no nevermind.

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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

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Is a pig's ass pork?

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It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.

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If you’re ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don’t know how to speak the natives’ language, just say “Poppy-oomy.” I bet it means something.

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He looked like Death sucking a sponge.

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It come up a bad cloud.

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You weigh up the pros and cons and try to put them into chronological order.

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The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues came crashing go the floor. Sorry, he said with a smile.

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She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

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Ain't I God's own fool?

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That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

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Within a lash

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Busier than a moth in a mitten!

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Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

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I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

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