Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 73)

Put it on the front door.

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Sleepier than a river coon

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She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

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That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.

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Lower than a snake’s belly

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Count the people.

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He's got both feet in the trough.

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When I picked up the little dead mouse that my cat had killed, at first I felt sad… then I felt hungry; I forget what happened after that.

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I feel like the underside of a turnip green.

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That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.

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My Granpappy Don’ Smoke No Grass

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Talk to the table.

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Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track

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I think there is more wisdom in a single drop of rain than there is in all the books in all the libraries of the world… wait, not rain– super-concentrated brain juice.

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Lying like a snake in the grass.

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You want to get three feet up a bull’s ass, just listen to the whisperings of sweethearts.

(1954 – 2008) British film director, playwright & screenwriter
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But what if dolphins don't want to swim with retarded children?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

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You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.

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