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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 13)
They had us with the walls to our back.
Harvey Kuenn
professional baseball player & manage
Misspokements
Sports
The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.
Randy Cross
football broadcaster
Football
Misspokements
Sports
It's just like they always say – too much too late.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
Misspokements
The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.
Luis Polonia
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that’s all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain’t ready to be pasteurized!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
He can be as good as he wants to be, that's how good he can be.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.
Steve Ryder
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
Covering the U.S. Masters
Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
Misspokements
There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
New mother – they get a sense of waddya call,
“the maternals.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Maternal instincts
Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
Shug Jordan
American football & basketball coach
Misspokements
Sports
Betting
Odds
Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
TV/Movie Quotes
Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
People
Sports
If that ain’t the
black calling the kettle pot!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Pot calling the kettle black
My brain beats faster.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Nah, I’m just a prizefighter.
Rocky Graziano
(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
When asked if he was a pugilist
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
He was killed by a
blushing crow.
William Archibald Spooner
(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements
Crushing blow
Spoonerism
Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Historically, the host nations do well in Euro 2000.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Misspokements
Sports
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