Subject: Misspokements (Page 13)

They had us with the walls to our back.

professional baseball player & manage

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

football broadcaster

It's just like they always say – too much too late.

English football player & manager

The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.

professional baseball player

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that’s all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain’t ready to be pasteurized!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He can be as good as he wants to be, that's how good he can be.

English football player & announcer

Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

English football player & analyst

There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

New mother – they get a sense of waddya call, “the maternals.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.

American football & basketball coach

Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If that ain’t the black calling the kettle pot!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My brain beats faster.

(1971 – ) American actress

Nah, I’m just a prizefighter.

(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

He was killed by a blushing crow.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Historically, the host nations do well in Euro 2000.

English football player & analyst