Quotes and One Liners

A sad ending, albeit a happy one, here at Montreal for today’s Grand Prix.

Murray Walker

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.

Bobby Robson

British football commentator

When those stalls open, the horses are literally going to explode.

Brough Scott

British horse racing commentator

Misspokements Sports

Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.

Ralph Kiner

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I was there when I said it.

Murray Walker

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Marion Barry Jr.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

Conflict Crime Misspokements Homicide Washington

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

Alberto Tomba

skier

Misspokements Sports

There's a deep fly ball… Winfield goes back, back… his head hits the wall… it's rolling towards second base.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.

Eugene Ormandy

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

Mrs. O’Leary’s cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Gastritis

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is their first single, and their most successful so far.

Mark Curry

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian

I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.

Samuel Goldwyn

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The Mexicans… these tiny little men from South America.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements People Sports

Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Billy Almon has all of his inlaws and outlaws here this afternoon.