Subject: Misspokements (Page 15)

Three out of two.

(1971 – ) American actress

And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

We have a President, perhaps for the very first time since the founding of our republic, who doesn’t appear to believe that America is the greatest earthly force for good the world has ever known.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

English former football player & manager

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

That's the thing that broke the straw.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

professional baseball player & executive

I wasn’t referencin’ to myself.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Here’s Hodge on the breakaway! He’s all by himself. He shoots. And Hodge missed the goal! He’ll be thinking about that one for a while! Just look at the expression on Hodge’s stick!

The coach said the team might be a big factor in the game.

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I am not going to give you a number for it because it’s not my business to do intelligent work.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president

You’re breakin’ about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

This is unparalyzed in the state’s history.

Texas politician

My brain beats faster.

(1971 – ) American actress