Subject: Misspokements (Page 15)

The Mexicans… these tiny little men from South America.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements People Sports

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I didn’t intend for this to take on a political tone; I’m just here for the drugs.

(1921 – ) former First Lady of the United States & actress
Drugs Misspokements

I read part of it all the way through.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports Time

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Well, I didn't live in this century.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America History Misspokements Places

I was in Saint-Etienne two years ago. It’s much the same as it is now, although now it’s completely different.

English football player & manager
Misspokements Places

And now, will y’all stand and be recognized?

Texas politician
Misspokements

It’s basically the same, just darker.

stock car racer
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I’ve got ten pairs of training shoes… one for every day of the week.

(1966 – ) English dance-pop singer, actress & former model
Appearance Clothing Misspokements

I don't want to be either partial or impartial.

Scottish football player
Misspokements

There are four different cars filling the first four places.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

You’ll soon be had as a matterof course.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

(1931 – ) television newscaster
Misspokements

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.

motor racing commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

The time in the world has gotten shorter so it doesn't take so long to get to Australia.

English football player
Misspokements

I’m not a believer in luck… but I do believe you need it.

Beliefs Misspokements Situations

Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.

Golf Misspokements Sports