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Misspokements
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Three out of two.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
We have a President, perhaps for the very first time since the founding of our republic, who doesn’t appear to believe that America is the greatest earthly force for good the world has ever known.
Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
America
Misspokements
Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Misspokements
Sports
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting
Entertainment
Misspokements
Oxymorons
That's the thing that broke the straw.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.
Chuck Lamar
professional baseball player & executive
Misspokements
Sports
Success
I wasn’t
referencin’
to myself.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Referring
Here’s Hodge on the breakaway! He’s all by himself. He shoots. And Hodge missed the goal! He’ll be thinking about that one for a while! Just look at the expression on Hodge’s stick!
Unknown sportscaster
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
The coach said the team might be a big factor in the game.
An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements
Sports
I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.
Gerald Ford
(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements
Oxymorons
The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Beliefs
Communication
Misspokements
Opinion
Speech
I am not going to give you a number for it because it’s not my business to do intelligent work.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Misspokements
When asked to estimate the number of Iraqi insurgents while testifying before Congress
The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.
Barack Obama
(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Government
Misspokements
Middle East
You’re breakin’ about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.
Rocky Bridges
(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Baserunning
Coaches
I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements
This is
unparalyzed
in the state’s history.
Gib Lewis
Texas politician
Misspokements
Unparalleled
My brain beats faster.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
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