Subject: Misspokements (Page 32)

U.S. history – that’s part of your whole American heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The time in the world has gotten shorter so it doesn't take so long to get to Australia.

English football player
Misspokements

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The Holy Father’s newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].

English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

The titular head… that’s the mother, ain’t it?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

[He’s] the ultimate player-to-be-named-later.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It'll take three good ones to be on in two today, Sir.

British golf writer & commentator
Golf Misspokements Sports

You don’t have enough smarts to straighten this out. This is unstraightable.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Intelligence Misspokements Sports

Unless I’m very much mistaken… I AM very much mistaken!

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements

We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America Misspokements Places

His strength is his strength, his strength is.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs Misspokements

When you have women in that situation [the military] it just creates a whole new set of dynamics which are distracting to training these men to kill or be killed.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Government Military Misspokements People Women

I don’t want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

This boxer is doing what's expected of him, bleeding from the nose.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

All of ‘em, any of ‘em that have been in front of me over all these years.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Communication Misspokements

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’ll give you a definite maybe.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements