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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 6)
I imagine the conditions in those cars today are totally unimaginable.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.
Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Rugby
And now, will y’all stand and be recognized?
Gib Lewis
Texas politician
Misspokements
To a group in wheelchairs on Disability Day
I wasn’t
referencin’
to myself.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Referring
It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.
Joe Bugner
American boxer
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
People
Solar system
President Carter speaks loudly and carries a fly spotter… a fly swasher… it’s been a long day.
Gerald Ford
(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field… no, wait a minute… it’s ball one… low and outside.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
They stayed away in droves.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Audiences
Reporter: To what do you attribute last night’s loss?
Dale Neal: To the fact that they scored more points than we did.
Dale Neal
Misspokements
Sports
There won't be a dry house in the place.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Misspokements
(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
If crime went down 100%, it would still be fifty times higher than it should be.
John Bowman
American politician
Conflict
Crime
Misspokements
Marshall's bowling with his head.
Unknown cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
It is a catch he would have held 99 times out of one thousand.
Henry Blofeld
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Europe
Sure I've got one; it's a perfect twenty-twenty.
Duane Thomas
American football player
Intelligence
Misspokements
On his IQ
The symbol of peace… the pigeon!
Jimmy Magee
Irish sports broadcaster
Misspokements
Sports
At the World Cup opening ceremony
He’s throwing grounders.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Ground balls
Pitching
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Marshall's bowling with his head.