Subject: Misspokements (Page 6)

I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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That was a needle through the haystack job.

English football player
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If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Communication Misspokements Speech

It will have a special time on our plate.

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I’ve never seen a guy on the DL [Disabled List] with pulled fat.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Tambay’s hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

We know where they are; they’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
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I think that was a moment of cool panic there.

English former football player & manager
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My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Characteristics Misspokements

He’s going for the green – and for those watching in black and white it’s behind the brown.

BBC commentator
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Yes, but that’s our strongest weak point.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.

British football commentator
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The faster he goes, the quicker he’ll get to the pits; the slower he goes, the longer it will take.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports Time

It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
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And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.

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Such Bulgarians should be vanished.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
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There are four different cars filling the first four places.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements Speech

So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes