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Misspokements
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Hi ho
Silverwear…
Away!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Silver
I don’t room with him [Babe Ruth]; I room with his suitcase.
Ping Bodie
professional baseball player
Activities
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Babe Ruth
If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
History
Misspokements
Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As I said before and I said yesterday, this is one of the key questions that will be decided or not decided at Edinburgh.
Douglas Hurd
British politician & novelist
Misspokements
Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Law
Lawyers
Misspokements
Constitution
It is
kisstomary to cuss
the bride.
William Archibald Spooner
(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements
Customary to kiss
Spoonerism
That letter’s too old! What I mean to say – it’s subspired.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Expired
I’ve been dunked on by (Vitaly) Potapenko and now (Zan) Tabak; the good part is that they don’t make posters of those guys.
Walt Williams
professional basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
Most of my clichés aren’t original.
Chuck Knox
football coach
Misspokements
Sports
In two words, impossible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I couldn't settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.
Ian Rush
Welsh football player
Misspokements
Places
Italy
Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?
Paris Hilton
(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Walls
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Illegitimacy
You’re gonna be stuffed in one of them
intestinary
cases.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.
Max Robertson
Tennis commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Tennis
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Larry Lintz steals second standing up… he slid, but he didn’t have to.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
In the words of the old song, it’s a long time from May to December but, you know, it’s an equally long time from December to May.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Misspokements
Time
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