Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 30)

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Sometimes they bite the farm.

Close the barn door after you've led the horse to water.

In the words of Harry S. Truman: If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I guess I threw a cog in the wrench.

This thing is snowballing like a house afire!

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

It’s time to step up to the plate and lay your cards on the table.

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

They need to wake up and smell the music.

Keep your ear to the grindstone.

The guy just couldn’t cut the custard.

They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.

It’s like pulling the teeth from a hen.

I don't want to hold an open manhole over your head.

We will burn that horse when we get there.

It’s all water under the hatchet.

I have a lot of black sheep in my closet.

He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.

Running around like a chicken with its legs cut off

He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.