Subject: Money » Poverty (Page 2)

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

At the funeral, everyone said, 'What a shame, he died penniless;' I don't know — to me that sounds like perfect timing on a hell of a budget.

American comedian

Among the propensities of humans which almost exceed understanding come the parsimony of the rich and the extravagance of the poor.

In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s pheasants.

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

(1900 – 1967) American film actor

When I was young, poverty was so common that we didn't know it had a name.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

When you're poor, your Halloween costume is a liquor store box.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

(1934 – ) comedian

I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

He who hesitates is poor.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.

(1924 – 1987) American novelist, writer, playwright, poet & civil rights activist

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Poverty is no disgrace to a man, but it is confoundedly inconvenient.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

I used to sell furniture for a living… the trouble was, it was my own.

(1931 – 1993) English comedian

You've no idea what it costs to keep the old man in poverty.

(1900 – 1979) British statesman & naval officer