Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 10)

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If you know something can go wrong, and take due precaution to prevent it, something else will go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.

Democracy Government Murphy’s Laws

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The best way to publicize a governmental or political action is to attempt to hide it.

Government Murphy’s Laws

Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

A little ignorance can go a long way.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

Murphy’s Laws

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.

Murphy’s Laws

Every silver lining has a cloud.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

1. Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
2. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
3. If at first you don't succeed, try something else.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

Merely because the group is in formation does not mean that the group is on the right course.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws

Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

It is always the partner’s fault.

Murphy’s Laws

The most interesting results happen only once.

Murphy’s Laws

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Murphy’s Laws

Remember on your walk through life, the grass made greener on the other side of the fence is caused by “pasture pies.”

Murphy’s Laws

You can't win; You can't break even; You can't quit.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, someone discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

Murphy’s Laws

The number of different hypotheses erected to explain a given biological phenomenon is inversely proportional to the available knowledge.

Murphy’s Laws