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One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.

Dowling's Law of Photography

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

Cohen's Law of Alienation

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics Candidates Voters

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Bucy's Law

Murphy’s Laws Accomplishments

The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.

Durrell's Parameter

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel Airplanes Seats

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Fifth Law of Applied Terror

Education Murphy’s Laws School Exams

If a piece of buttered toast falls, it will land face down.

Payn's Law

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Toast

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Proverb

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success Privacy Public

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

Parkins' Premise

Murphy’s Laws Irritation

The mountain gets steeper as you get closer.
Frothingham’s Corollary: The mountain looks closer than it is.

Michehl’s Rule for Prospective Mountain Climbers

Murphy’s Laws Difficulties Mountains Proximity

Mother nature is a bitch.

Anonymous Murphy’s Law

Murphy’s Laws Mother Nature

Them what gets – has.

Wakefield's Refutation of the Iron Law of Distribution

Murphy’s Laws Possession

All laws are basically false.

Larkinson's Law

Murphy’s Laws Law

Everything is just out of reach.

Wright's Law

Murphy’s Laws Problems Distance Jonathan Wright Proximity

The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.

Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.

Murphy's Rule of the Term Paper

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing School Exams

Don't use no double negatives.

The 19 Rules for Good Riting - 5

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Self Test for Paranoia

Health Murphy’s Laws Faults Paranoia

Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.

Anonymous

Murphy’s Laws Problems Printers

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Finagle's Fourth Law

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Always assume that your assumption is invalid.

Tatman’s Assumption

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Thinking Assumptions Robert Tatman

Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.

Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention

Money Murphy’s Laws Funding Results

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 10)

The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.

One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

If a piece of buttered toast falls, it will land face down.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

The mountain gets steeper as you get closer.
Frothingham’s Corollary: The mountain looks closer than it is.

Mother nature is a bitch.

Them what gets – has.

All laws are basically false.

Everything is just out of reach.

The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.

Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.

Don't use no double negatives.

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Always assume that your assumption is invalid.

Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.