Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 63)

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The amateur is the one with all the answers.

Murphy’s Laws

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws

A committee of three gets things done if two don’t show up.

Murphy’s Laws People

Flying pests are more likely to enter the ears, eyes, nose and throat when both hands are in use.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Problems

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.

America Murphy’s Laws Places

When anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There is more law in the end of a policeman’s nightstick than in a decision of the Supreme Court.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

The distance to the gate from which your flight departs is inversely proportional to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better; but don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws

The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Murphy’s Laws

The amount of intelligence on Earth is infinite; the population increases exponentially.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

The only time you come up with a great solution is after somebody else has solved the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A consultant may be defined as an unemployed practitioner.

Murphy’s Laws

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws