Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 63)

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Anything is easier to take apart than it is to put together.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Gravity is a contributing factor in 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Caveats are always* forgotten.
*Caveat: except in rare instances

Murphy’s Laws

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

Murphy’s Laws Places Situations

The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.
The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

Just when you get really good at something you don’t need to do it anymore.

Murphy’s Laws

All life is 6 to 5 against.

Life Murphy’s Laws

1. The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
2. You will reach it just in time to hear the click of the caller hanging up.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Things

Whatever goes us, stays up.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

Things go right so they can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Problems

After you’ve mailed your last card, you will receive a card from someone you overlooked.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

You don’t start traditions – traditions start.

Murphy’s Laws

The higher the “higher-ups“ are who've come to see your demo, the lower your chances are of giving a successful one.

Murphy’s Laws People Success

Your wife's stored possessions will always be on top of your stored possessions.

Marriage Murphy’s Laws Things Wives

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order. If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Shopping

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything is cold except what should be.

Cold Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws