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The lead in a pencil will break in direct proportion to the importance of the notes being taken.

Murphy’s Laws

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased; it often gets replaced.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The first sample is always the best.

Murphy’s Laws

Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.

America Murphy’s Laws Things

The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

Appearance Body Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

For every problem science solves, it creates ten new one.

Murphy’s Laws

An official wants to multiply subordinates, not rivals.

Murphy’s Laws People

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Age Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.

Murphy’s Laws

Expressways aren’t.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, any experimental organism will do as it damn well pleases.

Murphy’s Laws

One day you’re a peacock, the next day you’re a feather duster.

Murphy’s Laws

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages will be known far and wide as a smart-ass.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

A parade should have bands OR horses, not both.

Murphy’s Laws

Any decision is better than no decision.

Murphy’s Laws

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

A condominium is just an apartment with a down payment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The sun always shines between the visors.

Murphy’s Laws