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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 88)

View All Murphys Laws

The distance to the gate from which your flight departs is inversely proportional to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.

Mills's Law of Transportation Logistics
Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel Airplanes Distance

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

Third Law of Office Murphology
Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things Machines Repairmen

Successful research attracts the bigger grant which makes further research impossible.

Parkinson's Law of Medical Research
Murphy’s Laws Research grants

Law expands in proportion to the resources available for its enforcement.

Oaks's Unruly Laws for Lawmakers I
Government Murphy’s Laws Enforcement Legislation

Never make a decision that you can get someone else to make.

Pfeifer's Principle
Murphy’s Laws Decisions

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

Bialac’s Conclusion
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Common sense Richard Bialac Statistics
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