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No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Lewis's Second Law

Money Murphy’s Laws Shopping Time Expense

Never change your plans because of the weather.

Kent Family Law

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

Gove's Law of Gaudy Book Covers

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Author Cover

The successful pundit is provided more opportunities to say things than he has things worth saying.

Pike Law of Punditry

Murphy’s Laws Pundits

The person with the least expertise has the most opinions.

Gioia's Theory

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion

As an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) grows longer, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Hitler or Nazism.

Godwin's Law

Murphy’s Laws Hitler Nazism

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Loftus's Fifth Law of Management

Murphy’s Laws People Management The book

Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.

Witzling's Law of Progeny Performance

Children Communication Family Murphy’s Laws Old Speech

The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.

Dr. Samuelson's Reflection

Murphy’s Laws Committees

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Thyme's Law

Murphy’s Laws Time

The theory is supported as long as the funds are.

Alan's Law of Research

Murphy’s Laws Research Theories

The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.

Cohn's Law

Communication Murphy’s Laws Progress

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Miles's Law

Murphy’s Laws Position Sitting Standing

The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.

Law of the Search

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Patricks's Theorem

Murphy’s Laws Success Equipment Experiments

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Parson's First Law

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Dishes

A malfunctioning car will stop displaying symptoms of imminent breakdown when driven to within one-quarter mile of a garage.

Rawson’s Third Law

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 86)

If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Never change your plans because of the weather.

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

The successful pundit is provided more opportunities to say things than he has things worth saying.

The person with the least expertise has the most opinions.

As an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) grows longer, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Hitler or Nazism.

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.

The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.

Everything goes wrong all at once.

The theory is supported as long as the funds are.

The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.

If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

A malfunctioning car will stop displaying symptoms of imminent breakdown when driven to within one-quarter mile of a garage.