Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 85)

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It ain't necessarily so.

Murphy’s Laws

The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank. The really big chunks always rise to the top.

Murphy’s Laws

No good deed goes unpunished.

Murphy’s Laws

The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

Money Murphy’s Laws

A theory is better than an explanation.

Murphy’s Laws

A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because the worms are scarce.

Murphy’s Laws

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. sit down whenever possible.

Murphy’s Laws

When the issue is trivial, and everyone understands it, debate is almost interminable.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brain.

Murphy’s Laws People

The possibility of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says "you can't miss it."

Murphy’s Laws

All laws are basically false.

Murphy’s Laws

First Things First, but not necessarily in that order.

Murphy’s Laws Time

There is no limit to how bad things can get.

Murphy’s Laws

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

Murphy’s Laws Thinking

Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.

Housework Husbands Murphy’s Laws Wives

You cannot force Murphy's Law to happen and you can't use it in reverse.

Murphy’s Laws