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If you have the facts on your side, hammer the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, hammer the table.

Michael’s Law of Advocacy

Facts Government Law Murphy’s Laws (Jerome Michael)

Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy's Second Corollary

Murphy’s Laws Problems Solutions

It won't work.

Jenkinson's Law

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If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Patricks's Theorem

Murphy’s Laws Success Equipment Experiments

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.

Zymurgy's First Law of Systems Dynamics

Murphy’s Laws Problems Can of worms Conrad Schneiker

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Beiser’s Brass Tack

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Facts Theory

There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, "I'm going to stop off at Joe's for a short beer on the way home.")

Jinny's Law

Beer Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If it looks easy, it's tough… if it looks tough, it's near impossible.

Stockmayer's Theorem

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Situations Difficult Impossible

Variables won't, constants aren't.

Osborn's Law

Murphy’s Laws Constants Variables

All general statements are false.

The Ultimate Law

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws General statements

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

Grandma Soderquist's Rumination

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you; tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Anonymous

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If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them.

Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproduction

Murphy’s Laws Assembly

Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.

Schenk's First Principle of Industrial Market Economics

Murphy’s Laws Hunger Repairmen Salesmen

As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

Owen's Law for Secretaries

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Bosses

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

Samuel's Maxim

Murphy’s Laws World Paranoia

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Robertson's Law

Murphy’s Laws Things Lost

Actually, it only seems as though you mustn't be deceived by appearances.

The Obvious Law

Appearance Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Dooley's Law

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Trust

The leak in the roof is never in the same location as the drip.

Cannon's Cogent Comment

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 84)

There is no direct relationship between the quality of an educational program and its cost.

If you have the facts on your side, hammer the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, hammer the table.

Every solution breeds new problems.

It won't work.

If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, "I'm going to stop off at Joe's for a short beer on the way home.")

If it looks easy, it's tough… if it looks tough, it's near impossible.

Variables won't, constants aren't.

All general statements are false.

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you; tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them.

Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.

As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Actually, it only seems as though you mustn't be deceived by appearances.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

The leak in the roof is never in the same location as the drip.