Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 83)

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An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws

A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government.

Government Murphy’s Laws Taxes

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The more you want it, the quicker the letdown after you get it.

Murphy’s Laws

When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When walking a dog, be sure then animal is smaller than you.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

Whatever you did, that's what you planned.

Murphy’s Laws

When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map and compass.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

He travels fastest who travels alone… but he hasn’t anything to do when he gets there.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

If Congress must do a painful thing, the thing must be done in an odd-number year.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws Time

Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.

Murphy’s Laws

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Animals Cats Murphy’s Laws Sleep

Any paint, regardless of quality or composition, will adhere permanently to any surface, prepared or otherwise, if applied accidentally.

Murphy’s Laws Things