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1. The last gas station for 50 miles will be closed when you get there. 2. At the moment of any departure, the level of gas in your tank depends entirely on how late you are. 3. You only run out of gas after your wife tells you to stop for gas before you run out.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Expenditure rises to meet income.

(1909 – 1993) British naval historian & author
Money Murphy’s Laws

Those who don’t study the past will repeat its errors; those who do study it will find OTHER ways to err.

Murphy’s Laws Past People Problems

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong

Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.

Murphy’s Laws

Exceptions prove the rule… and wreck the budget.

Money Murphy’s Laws

No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

Beliefs Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are sure to get out of it.

Men Murphy’s Laws People Problems

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.

Murphy’s Laws

Them what gets – has.

Murphy’s Laws

There's no such thing as a large whiskey.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy’s Laws

The more carefully you plan a project, the more confusion there is when something goes wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences; if you have none, someone will make one for you.

Murphy’s Laws

The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws Places Women World

No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws

Food consumed standing up always has ten times the calorific intake of food consumed sitting down.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Beliefs Communication Murphy’s Laws

With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.

Murphy’s Laws

Things are never as bad as they turn out to be.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations