Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 79)

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A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

Clothing Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

You will need three umbrellas: one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

Attempt to be seen with important people.

Murphy’s Laws

The man who knows "how" will always have a job. The man who knows "why" will always be his boss.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Friendly fire — isn't.

Military Murphy’s Laws

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion

If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

Murphy’s Laws

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Communication Education Murphy’s Laws

Children should be heard, not obscene.

Children Murphy’s Laws

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep

Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Murphy’s Laws Things

You never find anything until you replace it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Don’t look conspicuous – in the combat, it draws fire; out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.

Military Murphy’s Laws

It never heals correctly.

Health Murphy’s Laws

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.

Murphy’s Laws

In any human enterprise, work seeks the lowest hierarchical level.

Murphy’s Laws Work

In a bureaucracy, accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used.

Murphy’s Laws

Less is more.

Murphy’s Laws