Subject: People (Page 129)

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
People Problems

I really like a lot of the stuff they did; it's just, sometimes, their fans get on my nerves.

comedian
People

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Computers Money People Things

Sometimes a majority simply means that all the fools are on the same side.

(1925 – ) writer
Fools Intelligence People

We have become, Nina, the sort of people our parents warned us against.

(1785 – 1859) Boston boot maker & probation reformer
People Self

Don't keep a man guessing too long… he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Men People

This increase in the world's population represents humanity’s victory against death.

(1932 – 1998) American professor of business administration
People

Bureaucrat: A Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants.

Government People

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Activities People Sex

Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics Honesty People