Subject: People (Page 129)

The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.

(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic

[My husband] can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house… he can't stand the competition.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

The time of departure will be delayed by the square of the number of people involved.

The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that [Adolf Hitler] was a German and [Ludwig van Beethoven] an Austrian.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

There are four kinds of people: those who sit quietly and do nothing, those who talk about sitting quietly and doing nothing, those who do things, and those who talk about doing things.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

The Irish… don’t care for clean government; they want Irish government.

(1869 – 1944) Canadian economist & humorist

Greater love hath no man than this, to lay down his friends for his life.

(1929 – ) British politician

And most men seem to think ‘mutual orgasm’ is an insurance company.

(1958 – ) Australian author

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author