Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 4)

You might be a redneck if… you ever named a child after a dog.

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You might be a redneck if… you got Clapper devices controlling the appliances in your house.

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You might be a redneck if… your your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

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You might be a redneck if… your during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

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You might be a redneck if… your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

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You might be a redneck if… you have the electronic singing fish in more than three rooms in your house.

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You might be a redneck if… your daughter's Barbie Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

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You might be a redneck if… your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

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You might be a redneck if… your last year you hid yer kids' Easter eggs under cow pies.

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You might be a redneck if… the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

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You might be a redneck if… you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

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You might be a redneck if… your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.

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You might be a redneck if… you’re banned from the Memphis Zoo because you disturb the monkeys.

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You might be a redneck if… you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

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You might be a redneck if… you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

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You might be a redneck if… your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

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You might be a redneck if… you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

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You might be a redneck if… you've ever heard the phrase "come and move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

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You might be a redneck if… you think "fast food" is hitting a possum at 65 miles an hour.

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You might be a redneck if… you think the stock market has fence around it.

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You might be a redneck if… your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

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