Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 4)

You might be a redneck if… you got into a fistfight at your last yard sale.

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Conflict Fights People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

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Clothing People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… the Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

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Entertainment People Rednecks Shopping Television

You might be a redneck if… you believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

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Food/Drink People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You may be a redneck if… your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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Characteristics People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you take a six-pack cooler to church.

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Beer People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've ever been too drunk to fish.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Alcohol People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

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People Rednecks Sex Sports

You might be a redneck if… you've ever bought lingerie at a yard sale.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Appearance Clothing People Rednecks Shopping

You might be a redneck if… you've ever heard the phrase "come and move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you have a rag for a gas cap.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Autos People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your ironing board doubles as a buffet table.

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People Rednecks Things

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder?… 'cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Conflict Killing People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Divorce Marriage People Rednecks Relationships

You might be a redneck if… you have a close relative named "Cletus.”

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you work with a shirt off… and so does your husband.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Clothing Husbands People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your home has more miles on it than your car.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Autos People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your dad’s cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Family Fathers People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've ever taken an RV to a drive-in movie.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you think 'N Sync is where the dirty dishes go.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Entertainment Music People Rednecks