Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 4)

You might be a redneck if… you've ever heard the phrase "come and move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… the biggest city you have ever been to is Wal-Mart.

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People Places Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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Money People Rednecks Relationships

You might be a redneck if… you have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've been on television more than five times describing what the tornado sounded like.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've ever taken an RV to a drive-in movie.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… Mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

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People Rednecks

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

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Characteristics People Rednecks Things

You might be a redneck if… you have a rag for a gas cap.

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Autos People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

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Marriage People Rednecks Relationships

You might be a redneck if… you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

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Animals Dogs People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you have a close relative named "Cletus.”

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there is a law against it.

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Government Law Marriage People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

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Alcohol Beer Entertainment People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

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Body Drugs People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your dad’s cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.

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Family Fathers People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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Autos People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you smoked during your wedding.

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Activities Marriage People Rednecks