Subject: Places » Hollywood

It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the D.T.'s begin.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

In Hollywood now when people die they don’t say, “did he leave a will?” but “did he leave a diary.”

(1946 – ) American actress & singer

Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy.

(1947 — ) American actor, writer, comedian & director

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model

Hollywood is where they write the alibis before they write the story.

(1908 – 1942) American actress

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

The only place in the world where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.

(1897-1962) American writer

I often say after eight years in Washington, I longed for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.

U.S. Senator (1942 – 2015) U.S. senator (Tennessee) & actor

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood – Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.

(1924 – 2004) American actor

Even the police have an unlisted number.

(1908 – 1996) actor & comedian

No one ever went broke in Hollywood underestimating the intelligence of the public.

(1883 – 1963) American writer & hostess

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress

Hollywood is bounded on the north, south, east and west by agents.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Hollywood made a movie of my life; the film had me proposing to my wife on the football field… I would never misuse a football field that way.

American football player

There’s lots of nice guys walking around Hollywood, but they ain’t eating

(1898 –1985) American film director & producer

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Strip the phony tinsel off Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

There are no good roles for Indians in Hollywood, unless you’re shooting at Jack Bauer or looking for White Castle.

American actor