Subject: Places » Hollywood

There’s lots of nice guys walking around Hollywood, but they ain’t eating

(1898 –1985) American film director & producer

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Even the police have an unlisted number.

(1908 – 1996) actor & comedian

They've great respect for the dead in Hollywood, but none for the living.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Every time an Oscar is given out, an agent gets his wings.

(1948 – ) American actress & director

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.

(1924 – 2004) American actor

Beverly Hills is so exclusive… their fire department won’t make house calls.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model

I often say after eight years in Washington, I longed for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.

U.S. Senator (1942 – 2015) U.S. senator (Tennessee) & actor

Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy.

(1947 — ) American actor, writer, comedian & director

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Hollywood is the only place where you can wake up in the morning and hear the birds coughing in the trees.

(1889 – 1958) American actor

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

(1901 – 1963) American comic actor, writer & director

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

Hollywood is where they write the alibis before they write the story.

(1908 – 1942) American actress

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

(1925 – 2005) television host

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood – Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer