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Subject:
Signs
(Page 11)
Provincetown MA 3205 Miles
On the western end of US Route 6 in California
Signs
Invest in an underground condominium.
Sign
Signs
Cemetery plots
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
Sign
Signs
How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD
Sign
Signs
At an Exxon station
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
Sign
Signs
On a billboard for a safe company
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
Sign
Signs
At a drug store
Meating Place
Store name
Signs
A butcher shop
Divorce Court
Street Sign
Signs
Off Easy Lane in Heather Highlands PA
Getter & Baker
Business name
Signs
Crematorium in Jacksonville Florida
Caution: Risk of fire
Label
Signs
On Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Don’t Let Glenn Beck Teabag Our Children!
Protest sign
Signs
Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
Sign
Signs
On a shopping mall marquee
Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
Sign
Signs
On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
Bye Bye Bifocals
Business name
Signs
An optician in Dallas
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Label
Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Atheists For Masturbation
Protest sign
Signs
Do not consume
Label
Signs
On Home Depot treated lumber
You will hurt your leg.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Bread Pitt
Store name
Signs
A bakery in the Philippines
For Old Dimes Sake
Sign
Signs
At a coin shop
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