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Subject:
Signs
(Page 11)
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Sam & Ella's
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Oklahoma
Time Wounds All Heels
Sign
Signs
In a podiatrist's window
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Label
Signs
On a chainsaw
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
Sign
Signs
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What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12
Church sign
Signs
Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice
Sign
Signs
On a men’s room door
We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.
Protest sign
Signs
WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING
Sign
Signs
The Codfather
Business name
Signs
Various fish and chip shops in the UK
DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE
Sign
Signs
On a gate
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Label
Signs
From a hand-held massaging device
NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.
Sign
Signs
At an Arby's in North Bend WA
How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Fortune cookie
Signs
God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
Do Not Activate With Wet Hands
Sign
Signs
On a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago
Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?
Protest sign
Science/Weather
Signs
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
Label
Signs
On a cup of take-out coffee
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