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Signs
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Signs
Signs
Translations
At a store in China
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
Wrekin Construction
Business name
Signs
Construction company in the United Kingdom
You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal
Sign
Signs
Sign taped across an out-of-order urinal
Den of Antiquities
Business name
Signs
Numerous antiques stores
Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
Sign
Signs
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
Lane Closed To Ease Congestion
Sign
Signs
Road warning sign
Bash-Gal Inc
Business name
Signs
A business in New York
QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.
Sign
Signs
Pleased to Meat You
Sign
Signs
On butcher's window
No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States
On a prepaid envelope
Signs
NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up
Sign
Signs
Translations
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
Sign
Signs
At a lake
Getter & Baker
Business name
Signs
Crematorium in Jacksonville Florida
A Hair Off Brady
Business name
Signs
A hair salon just off Brady St. in Davenport Iowa
Federal Screw Works
Business Name
Signs
n Clinton MIchigan
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Label
Signs
On furniture wipes
I Hate This Church – Satan
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Label
Signs
On a heated seat cushion
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