Subject: Signs (Page 14)

Chick out →

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

Profanity sucks.

Wrekin Construction

You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal

Den of Antiquities

Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Lane Closed To Ease Congestion

Bash-Gal Inc

QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

Pleased to Meat You

No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States

NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

Getter & Baker

A Hair Off Brady

Federal Screw Works

Do not use for a baby wipe.

I Hate This Church – Satan

Warning: Do not use on eyes.