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Subject:
Signs
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El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop
Business name
Signs
In Boston Massachusetts
Closed for Official Opening
Sign
Signs
Near Victoria Station London
Fits one head.
Label
Signs
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
Second Time Around
Store name
Signs
A second-hand watch store
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Sign
Signs
In an Acapulco hotel
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
Sign
Signs
On side of a garbage truck
You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”
Fortune cookie
Signs
Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
Sign
Signs
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
Sign
Signs
At a lake
Stiff Nipples
Business name
Signs
Air conditioning service
Moderates Like it Both Ways
Protest sign
Signs
Pizza My Heart
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain in California
Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Temperance Liquors
Business name
Signs
In Schroeder MN
JUNK & DISORDERLY
Sign
Signs
Name of a store in England
Do not peel label off.
Label
Signs
On a drink bottle label
Half Fast Subs
Business name
Signs
Sandwich shop in Boulder Colorado
Watts you see is watts you get.
Sign
Signs
At an electric company
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