Subject: Signs (Page 23)

Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber

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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

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Premarital Sextet

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Do not use as an ice cream topping.

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The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

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Glory Hole Park

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I’m okay with the Mosque… but Wal-Mart really Scares Me

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BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!

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Pole Dancing is Prohibited

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Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club

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Meats & Movies

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For use on animals only.

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Sew What

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Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.

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The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

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Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

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You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

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Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog

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