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Subject:
Signs
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For use on animals only.
Label
Signs
Electric Cattle Prod
The Fryin’ Dutchman
Business name
Signs
A mobile NY restaurant
Bickers & Bickers
Business name
Signs
A Murrysville PA husband & wife law firm
No Mas Illegal Alliens [sic] ‘R’ Fugitives From Justice Go Home
Protest sign
Signs
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
Linoleum Dicks
Business name
Signs
Floorcoverings in Campbell CA
Thai Me Up
Sign
Signs
In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
Sign
Signs
At a home security business
Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer
Sign
Signs
Fawcett Inn
Business name
Signs
A pub on Fawcett Road in England
I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell
Sign
Signs
At a church
Hour Place
Business name
Signs
Clock store in Capitola CA
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Phâut Phuc Noodle Bar
Restaurant name
Signs
In London
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Instructions
Signs
Manual for an SGI computer
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in England
Curtains for You
Sign
Signs
Name of an English store
Do not eat toner.
Label
Signs
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left
Sign
Signs
On a desk in a reception room
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
Sign
Signs
In a New York restaurant
Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation
Store name
Signs
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