Subject: Signs (Page 24)

UFO UNIVERSITY

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING

Austin Flowers

Alien Accessories

You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

Hoosier Buddy Liquor Store

Greedy Associates

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)

How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure

Be Polite

Made In China

The Hoe House

IMAGINE a new and thinner you this Spring! – Lose up to 205 lbs. per week! – Doctor developed programs – Easily dine out!…

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

Having a Sign Makes Me Right