Subject: Signs (Page 24)

For use on animals only.

The Fryin’ Dutchman

Bickers & Bickers

No Mas Illegal Alliens [sic] ‘R’ Fugitives From Justice Go Home

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

Linoleum Dicks

Thai Me Up

Been burglarized? Get alarmed!

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

Fawcett Inn

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

Hour Place

Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95

Phâut Phuc Noodle Bar

Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

Curtains for You

Do not eat toner.

We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left

Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation