Subject: Signs (Page 28)

Pleased to Meat You

Not to be used as protection from a tornado

I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It

The Sole Provider

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

Gamble Insurance Agency

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid.

Oven ready half-wild rabbit.

Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!

Who’s Your Daddy?

We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Do not turn upside down.

S.A.D. DECOR

Peace A Pizza

This product is not to be used in bathrooms.