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Subject:
Signs
(Page 32)
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Malfunction: Too less water.
Sign
Signs
A notice left on a coffee machine
Permanent Erections
Business name
Signs
Fencing company
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Label
Signs
On a beach ball
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a zoo in Thailand
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
Sign
Signs
In a safari park
Hung Far Low
A Chinese restaurant in Portland OR
Signs
Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.
Sign
Signs
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
Sign
Signs
At a church
Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!
Road sign
Signs
We go out on a limb for you.
Sign
Signs
At a tree surgeon’s truck
French Creeps
Sign
Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Blackened Bluefish
Sign
Signs
On the menu of a restaurant
Sew What
Store name
Signs
Many sewing shops
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
Sign
Signs
Across the back of a garbage truck
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
Sign
Signs
Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
No stopping or standing.
Sign
Signs
At a bus stop
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
Sign
Signs
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