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Subject:
Signs
(Page 32)
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
Sign
Signs
In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Pleased to Meat You
Sign
Signs
On butcher's window
0% OFF • Select Items – Today
Sign
Signs
Large banner hanging from a store
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
Sign
Signs
Swift, courteous self-service
Signs
At a cafeteria
Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3
Sign
Signs
Name of a store
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Label
Signs
On an orange juice can
All fiends and relatives.
Sign
Signs
On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
No Mas Illegal Alliens [sic] ‘R’ Fugitives From Justice Go Home
Protest sign
Signs
Wok-N-Roll
Business name
Signs
Chinese restaurant in Yarmouth Massachusetts
No Smorking in Building
Sign
Signs
This Light Never Turns Green
Sign
Signs
At a traffic light
Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…
Sign
Signs
Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
Sign
Signs
At a home security business
Big Dick's Halfway Inn Bar
Business name
Signs
Bar/ & liquor store
PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!
Sign
Signs
At a photography shop
The Dirty Hoe – Garden Shed
Business name
Signs
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th
Sign
Signs
At a church
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Bumper sticker
Age
Appearance
Old
Signs
SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
Sign
Signs
Strip mall sign
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