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Subject:
Signs
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Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
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Signs
Please do not disturb further.
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Signs
On a door to a psychiatric ward
Do not use as ear plugs.
Label
Signs
On Silly Putty®
Miame Heat
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Signs
On a counterfeit wheel cover
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
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Signs
On a fence
In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
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Signs
Dye Now!
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Signs
In a beauty shop
100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife
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Signs
An apparel label
Parking For Birds Only
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Signs
In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Signs
Over a guest room bed
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
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Signs
At a church
This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]
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Signs
At an office
Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.
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Signs
A public park no skateboarding sign
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Watch Your Head
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Signs
On a roller coaster
Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off
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Signs
Above and below a light switch
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Signs
Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism
Protest sign
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Absolutely Nothing – Next 22 Miles
Road sign in rural Montana
Signs
The Chocolate Log
Store name
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Confectionery & Chocolate Shop
Outer Space for Rent
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Signs
In Singapore
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