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Subject:
Signs
(Page 34)
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A restaurant sign in Malaysia
We treat you write.
Sign
Signs
In a bookstore
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Sign
Signs
In a Norwegian lounge
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
Label
Signs
In a patient drug education brochure
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
Sign
Signs
CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
Sign
Signs
Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
Church sign
Signs
The Dress Barn
Business name
Signs
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Label
Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Premarital Sextet
Business name
Signs
Band name
Clear’s Looking At You, Inc.
Business name
Signs
Restaurant services in New York City
NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.
Sign
Signs
On a city telephone pole
Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off
Sign
Signs
Wash Inside Out – Remove Child Before Washing – Made in China
Signs
Signs
Soul Food Served Here
Sign
Signs
At a church
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Label
Signs
On a coffee cup
Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!
Sign
Signs
On a Venetian blind dealer’s car
This Church Is Prayer Conditioned
Sign
Signs
At a church
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Label
Signs
On a bottle of sleeping pills
The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1
Sign
Signs
At a church
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