Subject: Signs (Page 34)

Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale

Please do not disturb further.

Do not use as ear plugs.

Miame Heat

WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

Dye Now!

100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

Parking For Birds Only

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]

Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

Watch Your Head

Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off


Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.

No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism

The Chocolate Log

Outer Space for Rent