Subject: Signs (Page 34)

You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

We treat you write.

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

The Dress Barn

Cannot be made non-poisonous.

Premarital Sextet

Clear’s Looking At You, Inc.

NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.

Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off

Wash Inside Out – Remove Child Before Washing – Made in China

Soul Food Served Here

Caution: Hot beverages are hot!

Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!

This Church Is Prayer Conditioned

Warning: May cause Drowsiness

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1