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Subject:
Signs
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Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Having Fun Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Not Dishwasher Safe
Label
Signs
On a RCA television remote control
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Label
Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
Sign
Signs
Warning: product will be hot after heating.
Label
Signs
On a pudding packet
DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw
Sign
Signs
Label on a chainsaw
Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Cyclepath
Business name
Signs
Bicycle shop in Athens Ohio
Please do not smile at strangers
Sign
Signs
In a subway
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Why Don't You Just Go Away!
Sign
Signs
Outside a travel agency
All fiends and relatives.
Sign
Signs
On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms
Sign
Signs
On a restroom wall
Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.
Sign
Signs
Auto Repair Service Station
Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset
Sign
Signs
At the start of a mountain trail
Ears Pierced While You Wait
Sign
Signs
In a jeweler's shop
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Label
Signs
On a laser pointer
To expedite your visit please back in.
Sign
Signs
On a Proctologist's door
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