Subject: Signs (Page 35)

WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING

Rush Rush Delay

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

Not for weight control.

International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use

Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!

Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

Happy Crack

Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

Report: Armstrong Used Rugs

Don’t Let Glenn Beck Teabag Our Children!

I Teach Therefore I Drink

Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

We ID everyone under 130.

SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

Eat, Drink, and Remarry.

Stoner Drug

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape