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Subject:
Signs
(Page 35)
WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING
Sign
Signs
Rush Rush Delay
Business name
Signs
Attorneys in Fort Smith AR
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk
Bumper sticker
Signs
Not for weight control.
Label
Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
Label
Signs
Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee
Sign
Signs
At a church
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
Sign
Signs
Happy Crack
A restaurant name
Signs
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
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Signs
In the grocery store
Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
Sign
Signs
Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
Don’t Let Glenn Beck Teabag Our Children!
Protest sign
Signs
I Teach Therefore I Drink
On a t-shirt
Signs
Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
Sign
Signs
Translations
In a Mexican elevator
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
Sign
Signs
We ID everyone under 130.
Sign
Signs
In a liquor store
SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range
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Signs
Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised
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Signs
At a church
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
Sign
Signs
At a Las Vegas hotel
Stoner Drug
Business Name
Signs
In Rock Port Missouri
Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
Sign
Signs
At a church
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