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Subject:
Signs
(Page 38)
Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Flippin AR
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
Sign
Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
Sign
Signs
An energy conservation sign
Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out
Sign
Signs
In Nags Head NC
A stranger will soon relieve himself.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances
Sign
Signs
On a poster for a TV psychic’s appearance
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
Label
Signs
From a set of washing instructions
Mammoth Erections
Sign
Signs
A business name
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Label
Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Big Hag
Label
Signs
Translations
Brand of Japanese pajama
Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Mexico
Mutter’s Hearing Center
Business Name
Signs
n Florida
Pickens Nose Trail
Sign
Signs
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
Sign
Signs
In the grocery store
If Your Beliefs Fit On A Sign – Think Harder
Protest sign
Signs
My Comedy Channel – Fox News
My News Channel Comedy Central
Protest sign
Entertainment
Signs
Television
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Label
Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
All daddy wanted was a blow job.
Signs
On a 4-year old’s T-shirt
Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd
Business name
Signs
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