Subject: Signs (Page 40)

My Family's Nuts

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THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

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Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!

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Stay in school and be up to know-good

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It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.

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Suitable for outdoor use.

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How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

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Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

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Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

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Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches

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Staff & Visitors Only

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Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

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Been burglarized? Get alarmed!

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NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.

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Invest in an underground condominium.

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Suppose you can get what you want.

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No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed

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Dyno-Mite Hooker Towing Service Inc

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BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE

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Where a Flush Beats a Full House

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Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

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