Subject: Signs (Page 45)

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

A Salt & Battery

Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced

You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

French Creeps

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg

Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!

S C E N I C V I E W [closed]

Poo Ping Restaurant

Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat

There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

LARGE WEDGIE $5.99

Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!