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Subject:
Signs
(Page 45)
Know Knew Books
Business name
Signs
A used book store in Palo Alto CA
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered
Bumper sticker
Signs
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
Sign
Signs
At a church
Rush Rush Delay
Business name
Signs
Attorneys in Fort Smith AR
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Somewhat Irritated about Extreme Outrage
Protest sign
Signs
We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques
Sign
Signs
Outside a country shop
What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Bring This Billboard In For A Free Lunch
Billboard
Signs
Near Gainesville Texas
Bash-Gal Inc
Business name
Signs
A business in New York
Warning – Battery Has Been Removed
Sticker
Signs
In the battery compartment of a fire alarm UNDER where the battery should be
Legal Grounds Coffeehouse
Business name
Signs
Name of shop next door to law offices
Door Alarmed – Window Frightened
Sign
Signs
Adjacent signs on store door
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Sign
Signs
Seen during a conference
Eat Here and Get Gas
Sign
Signs
At restaurant/gas station
Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours
Sign
Signs
Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
Sign
Signs
At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
Label
Signs
On a Taiwanese shampoo
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