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Subject:
Signs
(Page 45)
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
Sign
Signs
On an ice machine
If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
Church sign
Signs
A Salt & Battery
Store name
Signs
Fish & chips shop in Greenwich Village NY
Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
Sign
Signs
On a shopping mall marquee
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
Fortune cookie
Signs
French Creeps
Sign
Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
Sign
Signs
Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg
Sign
Signs
Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!
Sign
Signs
At a store in Florida
S C E N I C V I E W [closed]
Road sign
Signs
On I-90 in Washington State
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
Translation
Signs
A caution sign in Japan
Poo Ping Restaurant
Business name
Signs
Oriental restaurant
Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat
Sign
Signs
Printed on a 5-gallon bucket
There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
Fortune cookie
Signs
LARGE WEDGIE $5.99
Sign
Signs
At Fox’s Pizza Den
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
Translation
Signs
Translations
Over a sink in the China
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
Sign
Elections/Voting
Signs
Seen in London
Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Sign
Signs
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