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Subject:
Signs
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This Rally Was On My Bucket List.
Protest sign
Signs
Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R
Sign
Signs
Held by a Mets fan referring to Atlanta Brave pitcher John Rocker
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
Label
Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
Get Plastered
Business name
Signs
Plastering contractor
Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell
Sign
Signs
At a church
TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority
Sign
Signs
Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)
Sign
Signs
At a church
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
Sign
Signs
Mammoth Erections
Business name
Signs
Concrete contractor in Austin Texas
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
Sign
Signs
In a New York restaurant
Kuntz Insurance Group
Business name
Signs
In Brookhaven PA
Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised
Sign
Signs
At a church
ALL CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS I’M SERIOUS!
Protest sign
Signs
Sign Not In Use
Sign
Signs
Road sign
You cannot save the world!
Label
Signs
On a Power Puff® Girls costume
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Label
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
Feman
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign over a women’s restroom
Blackened Bluefish
Sign
Signs
On the menu of a restaurant
I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing
Protest sign
Signs
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Bumper sticker
Signs
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