Subject: Signs (Page 47)

This Rally Was On My Bucket List.

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R

The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.

Get Plastered

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

Mammoth Erections

Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

Kuntz Insurance Group

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

ALL CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS I’M SERIOUS!

Sign Not In Use

You cannot save the world!

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Feman

Blackened Bluefish

I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.