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Subject:
Signs
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MacDonuts
Store name
Signs
Donut shop in the Philippines
No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States
On a prepaid envelope
Signs
No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please
Sign
Signs
Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance
Sign
Signs
Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
The Daily Grind Coffee Shop
Business name
Signs
Various locations in the U.S.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
Label
Signs
On a thermometer
Lee King
Business name
Signs
A plumber in England
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)
Sign
Signs
On a repair shop door
Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
Sign
Signs
In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Haircuts while you wait.
Sign
Signs
At a hair salon
Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
Sign
Signs
Beauty and the Beach
Store name
Signs
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Homescholers for Perry
Sign
Signs
If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet
Sign
Signs
In a restroom
Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas.
Church sign
Football
Signs
Sports
On a church sign in Arkansas prior to a 1969 game
General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer
Sign
Signs
Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out
Sign
Signs
In a laundromat
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